Woodbro Chillson

This Blog Is Now Closed

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:47:00 -0700

I’ve been saying I was gonna do it for several weeks now, but now that time has some. I guess I have to stop posting on this blog now. Gosh, we’ve had some good time, this blog and I. I remember when I had my first 100+ note post, the profits of which were used to put the down payment on a house. Blogs were different then. Now I can’t sit on the porch and throw the ball the old blog dog and drink blogenade under a shady blog. Everything’s about the size of your crew and how many notes you have. All I wanted to do is post some jokes.

http://yeastfactory.tumblr.com is a blog written by myself (GregR) and my New York friend Gilbert (Fermentation). When I’m not working on graphic design stuff or writing Onion headlines, I’m writing stupid comedy piece about hand jobs or fruit venders getting haunted by evil grapes. It reminds me of the ways we was.

I wish you all well on your future endeavors and i’ll still be around liking posts and maybe even leaving comment replies and asks.

Follow the YeastFactory to be just like old times.

yeastfactory: College Boy Hey Collegeboy. I bet you think...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:46:38 -0700

yeastfactory:

College Boy

Hey Collegeboy. I bet you think you’re real smart with your diploma and your hat with the square on top. Now that you’re out of school, you think your better than us working class folk like you’re some bigshot, hotshot, cumshot.

Well, let me ask you something college boy:

Did that fancy school of yours ever teach you how to hit someone in the back of the head with a wooden mallet?

Have your professors ever lectured you on what to do when a police officer catches you and your cousin Marty shooting dope in the woods at night? When you already have two strikes and the only thing that’ll keep you out of the joint is striking the base of his skull with your wooden mallet?

Did your precious RA ever give you a mandatory orientation on how a man can be driven to heroin addiction to hide from the pain of losing a wife? A wife who he couldn’t save from ovarian cancer because he was too much of a coward to use his wooden mallet to smash the tumor in her vagina?

When you received your Macroeconomics syllabus, did it have a section telling you what to do when you have nothing left except the wooden mallet a kindly carpenter gave you when you were a little boy whose parents abandoned him? And then, you carry that mallet everywhere because, by God, that’s all you have?

They teach you that, college boy?

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Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:21:21 -0700

thenoobyorker: From Cesar Millan’s Facebook, In San Diego and...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 22:12:36 -0700

thenoobyorker:

From Cesar Millan’s Facebook,

In San Diego and Mexico today retracing my first steps in this country… When I first got to the U.S, this is where I slept~

No comment to add.

Arrested Development fanboys/fangirls are annoying as shit holy moly

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:01:45 -0700

Arrested Development fanboys/fangirls are annoying as shit holy moly

playgirlmansion replied to your link: Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:31:15 -0700

playgirlmansion replied to your link: Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog YeastFactory.tumblr.com very soon. Yeast We Can! 10/10

just do it already sheesh. good riddance

I will mom, I swear to god im leaving

Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog YeastFactory.tumblr.com very soon. Yeast We Can! 10/10

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:15:45 -0700

Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog YeastFactory.tumblr.com very soon. Yeast We Can! 10/10

Movie Ideas #8

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:14:26 -0700

Childhood Cherry: On the verge of death, a man remembers his life and how it was influenced heavily by this one cancer-inducing cherry that he ate off the ground without even washing it.
Suitcase Full Of Lies: A no-nonsense businessman carries a briefcase for work, yes, but carries a second secret briefcase full of index cards with straight-up wrong facts.
The Green Freak: A nerd gets a handjob from a prostitute that’s wearing Hulk Hands.

fuckyeahqualityanimation: classic knife fight from robotech

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:31:35 -0700

fuckyeahqualityanimation:

classic knife fight from robotech

Not applying for jobs because they require you to write a cover letter

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:27:45 -0700

Not applying for jobs because they require you to write a cover letter

feverishpoptart: THEY HOLOGRAMMED THE HEAD.

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:44:35 -0700

feverishpoptart:

THEY HOLOGRAMMED THE HEAD.

Straight from Jack Welch’s gut.

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:46:23 -0700

Straight from Jack Welch’s gut.

"Growing up, I thought my dad was invincible, but, after he had that stroke, he just looked so weak..."

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:44:55 -0700

“Growing up, I thought my dad was invincible, but, after he had that stroke, he just looked so weak and frail. It’s scary to think that if one little stroke can do that to him, just imagine what I can do with a hammer.”

- Excerpt from Jack Welch’s autobiography (via yeastfactory)

Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog YeastFactory.tumblr.com very soon. Yeast We Can! 9/10

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 10:36:14 -0700

Just a reminder I will be moving permenantly to the blog YeastFactory.tumblr.com very soon. Yeast We Can! 9/10

yeastfactory: You Solar Energy Guys Are Going To Look Awfully...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 10:34:51 -0700

yeastfactory:

You Solar Energy Guys Are Going To Look Awfully Foolish When The Sun Blows Up

Boy oh boy you solar energy guys are gonna look like the biggest dummies on the alternative energy block when your precious sun inevitably blows up leaving you solar ranchers back in the stone age. You know why birds are so popular? It’s not because they’ve invested in solar energy companies. Nope—wind power, baby. Go ahead, strap as many solar cells as you can to an eagle’s wings, it won’t fly.

Everyone’s just gonna go ahead and mark days off the calendar until your supreme alternative-fuel-source-diety the sun blows up. Wind can’t blow up. Oh, but it can blow alright. Have you ever tried blowing a bird up? Can’t do it. Wind just blows and blows, providing us with clean energy but you turned your back on its majestic, untrappable beauty.

Scientists don’t even know what controls the wind but it sure as shit isn’t running out any time soon. Hell, how does a condor fly? It’s so big, right? That’s the power of wind, my friend. That’s the power of wind.

Right on!

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 10:06:23 -0700

Right on!

mikeuehlein: Onion Joe Biden, Part Deux

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:21:48 -0700

Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to "give the twin cannons some sun."

Biden wipes down the interior, and picks up any loose change, cigarette butts, and discarded condom wrappers.

The vice president says nothing, not even four years of increased prosperity, could touch “that badass summer of ’87.”

The Office of the Vice President released photos of the new uniform designed for and by Joe Biden.

Vice President Biden's 2009 attempt to jump the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was not executed according to plan.

Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close

Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention

Biden keeps a low profile in a cantina just over the border where people know him as "Lt. Johnny Jones."

mikeuehlein:

Onion Joe Biden, Part Deux

kitty-to-karen: mikeuehlein: Onion Joe Biden is the only Joe...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:19:38 -0700

Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.

Biden Now A Purple Belt

Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's

Biden Shows Up To Inauguration With Ponytail

The Office of the Vice President released photos of the new uniform designed for and by Joe Biden

The Office of the Vice President released photos of the new uniform designed for and by Joe Biden

Bounced Joe Biden Check Still Taped Up In Delaware Liquor Store

Biden Hitchhikes To 2012 Democratic National Convention

Vice President Biden's 2009 attempt to jump the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was not executed according to plan.

Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

kitty-to-karen:

mikeuehlein:

Onion Joe Biden is the only Joe Biden.

"We know only about ourselves and what we read in the paper. Don’t you know ink washes out..."

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 23:51:46 -0700

“We know only about ourselves and what we read in the paper. Don’t you know ink washes out easier than blood?”

- Fugazi, Repeater

People who say Beyonce is flawless forget about this little gem

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 22:02:09 -0700

People who say Beyonce is flawless forget about this little gem