brown rice is just white rice pre-infused with soy sauce
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“You have an unsaved post! Retrieve” okay lets see what it says Beer makes me drunk wow last night greg that is insightful
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I ate a quarter of a chocolate cake and a tall can of Colt 45 malt liquor. I didn’t hit my writing goals for the night and I thoroughly hate myself right now.
Kids now days with their pants hanging off their behinds, what are they thinking!? They should wear them like we used to back in the old day, incredibly tight, suffocating your dick with like a really good outline and crease where your balls are
You’re a republican if when I ask “are you a republican” you say “Greg come on, i’d rather we not talk about this at work hmm?”
[Spoiler Alert] of a Salesman
Metta World Peace of Shit
dudes on facebook that have the same profile picture uploaded 5 or 6 times with a slightly different crop and position on each one