February 2012
When I looked into your eyes I saw a deep sadness. That’s what I liked about you. Everything else I absolutely hated, but the fact that you were living a soulless, shallow existence was very admirable. To reiterate, I found everything about you repulsive except the fact that you’re secretly depressed.
2 tags
Waiting for the J Train by Greg R
I was waiting for my train today with an unusually large mass of people. Across the platform there was this short ethnic looking guy (let’s say Italian) taunting us?
“The J-Train aint gonna come. It’s never gonna come. You’re better off taking the M up to Manhattan or uptown cause that J train aint never gone come.”
I wanted to explain to him that I’m new in...
January 2012
fussybabybitch:
Did you know that cheese has enzymes in it that helps you sleep more naturally and soundly at least thats what my mom told me when she’d announce that tonights dinner is kraft singles
Swaggin While I'm Shittin
I feel weird stepping into an unknown crowded room and immediately seeing someone you know off in the distance because being raise in the hood you were taught to be hyper vigilant and hyper observant at all times, but you still need to pretend like you didn’t just step into the room and do a criminal analysis on every person and object in the room. 15 minutes later you can go in and say...
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
anon that sends me photoshop requests, not that it matters, but itd be nice to see who sent that
WWF will never mean Words With Friends
Anonymous asked: can you photoshop a fluffy dog who is getting ready to go to the moon
Send me an ask with something to photoshop and...
“Hung was crowned the Artichoke King of 2006 in Castroville, California’s...”
– William Hung Accomplishments
Look, I know you don't like peeing straight into...
I’m always surprised at how little it takes for me to begin contemplating pissing in a bottle. Something like “There’s people in the living room that I don’t know” is a solid reason
Dog Day Afternoon is my favorite movie about gay...
I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
I had to eat Popeyes Chicken because McDonalds was closed and what’s sad is that this is the third time this month i’ve gone to McDonalds after its closed. In this month i’ve now been to more closed McDonalds than sucessfully eaten McDonalds. But I will not stoop low enough to memorize the McDonalds hours schedule, thats too sorry of a life for me to lead.
