I feel like I need to wash my face before I eat these, to balance out what a pig i’m gonna be
Don't tell my mom i'm eating chicken wings for...
reblog this to validate my existence
I was in Berkeley recently, supposedly the most tolerant place in the fucking...– Labor organizer Nato Green
fussybabybitch: slimed: coreyswim7: I was going down a horrible path. I was looking at porn on tumblr every day. I was becoming jaded and thinking “Lady Gaga” was normal lol. I was being bombarded with all the pro-gay, anti-Christian posts that Tumblr is drowning in. The pornography became more and more hardcore. The perversions in my head were expanding and Tumblr was its fuel. I was losing...
Lil Wayne sucks tho so w/e “best crapper alive”
I once wanted to write “Lil Wayne’s Guide to Western Philosophy” but I could never get it quite right, it just came off really tired and read like a one trick pony that somehow reached 900 words.
fussybabybitch: It takes on average 10.4 fucks to make a “look at how many fucks I give” post, not counting the fucks needed for the time and manpower spent creating or finding+saving+uploading an illustrative image of how many fucks you give. Please, end fuck depletion. Don’t waste fucks claiming you are without any fucks. The fuck you save could be your own.
Cali Scat Districti's "Teach Me How To Dookie"
Hi, this is my wife Amy and here is our baby, Bag...
who is that girl I see staring there back at me WOOF WOOF
Death to false coffee
If I live with a jazz musician
loosenewleaves: We’re getting thelonius bunk beds
Tyler the Creator felt like plastic bag after Katy...
The joke was that Kurt Cobain was a staunch feminist and Chris Brown hits women
Chris Brown, noted woman beater and popular R&B...
Odd Future Wolf Blitzer Kill Them All
yes, you just drew your edgy opinion on something from a post on RPG Codex Forum: doesn’t scale to your level
redsuspenders: “Louis CK evokes this image of the fake-angst kid who likes to say edgy things so as to provoke interest. He’s made from the same stuff as Bill Hicks and George Carlin: They don’t make jokes, they just get on stage and start spouting their stupid half-baked opinions and then the ‘counter-culture’ crowd that just so happens to be at the show laughs it up even though it isn’t...