Egg-citing news: Eating two eggs a day could cut...
one big fridge, full of kambucha
one big rash, full of bad itches
i’m watching “say yes to the dress: bridesmaids edition” and one girl is having her marriage be “winter wonderland” and she has these muffs. MUFFS they’re like little furry things you put over your arms, like a tube. anyway, they’re going on and on on how they styled their muffs to match the dress and how they all love muffs, except one girl who hates the...
any joke that has "kitchen" or "sandwich" as a...
Their baby had a mohawk
Dude wore Air Force Ones, white pants and a black blazer
the woman from Caso Cerrado reminds me of Olivia...
what a fucking non-story
dude lost a tenth of a percent on twitter. I unfollow people on the reg if they post more than 10 times a day.
The benifit of standing in line at the county clerks office is i got to see 4 beautiful couples and one kind of trashy couple get married.
What more can I say? Top bloggin'
Me: I would like to report a missing boyfriend
911: Sir, where is the location ?
Me: my heart
fussybabybitch: A young woman between the ages of 13 and 22 is holding an LP of Vampire Weekend’s “Contra”. She asks the clerk, “Do you have any Mumford & Sons on vinyl?” she then gets mocked on tumblr
turns out that handle of vodka I found under the...
I shaved my facial hair. now I just kind of look like a jew instead of a whimpy mexican trying to be tough but showing his cards really badly and giving away the fact he probably lives with his parents. also: nice glasses fag
im so incredibly excited for the next episode of Storage Wars. this show knows how to create characters! writers take note.
I CANT STOP WATCHING STORAGE WARS
The Charlie Rose of Dick Jokes
I had a dream I went back in time to hang out with...
but I was skeptical that he would stay clean due to his marriage to courtney
i told myself, "this summer i'm finally going to...
i like it when bots randomly like one of my posts and i see what they reblog and i say yeahhhh that was a good post. good choice, bots.
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