January 2012
December 2011
How to make a Disaronno on the rocks:
Measure 1.5 Oz. of Disaronno liqueur
Pour onto a cup of rocks
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i'm hot like dogs
marquisybear:
Throwing up into a mason jar, burying it, and...
be skeptical of any list of directions that ends...
Malcolm X was a busboy working with Red Foxx in...
Imagine is Red Foxx got Malcolm X into stand up comedy???? Holy shit
The glorious days is gone, and everybody's doin'...
That’s a line from the Wu Tang Clan song “Can it all be so simple” that i’ve always loved. I think it’s because of the part “Everybody’s doing bad” juxtaposed with the more profound and lyrical “the glorious days is gone.” Like, Ghostface Killah that wrote “the glorious days is gone” took the time to think to himself,...
Postpartum Dogpression
I caught my dog growling at her puppies. I'm very...
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I only laugh once every three days
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Anonymous asked: you ate the food out of the trash.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
do it here http://woodbro-chillson.tumblr.com/ask
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A Day at the Mall by Greg R
I bought a new carrying case today at the mall and I was rolling it through the food court and some guy with a blonde tip-dyed soul patch said “Hey, I didn’t know there was an airport at the mall!!” So I said, “Oh, no no no I just bought this at the Macy’s. Actually, i’m going to the airport later this week so I bought this because it was on special.” Then...
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chemistrybook:
i was going through the history on my mom’s laptop yesterday and my little brother typed the following into google:
“can u unbury a dragon in skyrim”
“can u dig up a dragon in skyrim”
“is their funerals in skyrim for xbox 360”
“where can u buy rocks”
