I’ve been saying I was gonna do it for several weeks now, but now that time has some. I guess I have to stop posting on this blog now. Gosh, we’ve had some good time, this blog and I. I remember when I had my first 100+ note post, the profits of which were used to put the down payment on a house. Blogs were different then. Now I can’t sit on the porch and throw the ball the old blog dog and drink blogenade under a shady blog. Everything’s about the size of your crew and how many notes you have. All I wanted to do is post some jokes.
http://yeastfactory.tumblr.com is a blog written by myself (GregR) and my New York friend Gilbert (Fermentation). When I’m not working on graphic design stuff or writing Onion headlines, I’m writing stupid comedy piece about hand jobs or fruit venders getting haunted by evil grapes. It reminds me of the ways we was.
I wish you all well on your future endeavors and i’ll still be around liking posts and maybe even leaving comment replies and asks.
Follow the YeastFactory to be just like old times.
Arrested Development fanboys/fangirls are annoying as shit holy moly
just do it already sheesh. good riddance
I will mom, I swear to god im leaving
Childhood Cherry: On the verge of death, a man remembers his life and how it was influenced heavily by this one cancer-inducing cherry that he ate off the ground without even washing it.
Suitcase Full Of Lies: A no-nonsense businessman carries a briefcase for work, yes, but carries a second secret briefcase full of index cards with straight-up wrong facts.
The Green Freak: A nerd gets a handjob from a prostitute that’s wearing Hulk Hands.
Not applying for jobs because they require you to write a cover letter
Excerpt from Jack Welch’s autobiography (via yeastfactory)